On the women men can talk for hours. Very lively and interested. This is a favorite topic of male conversation (after the policy debate, events in the sports world, problems at work, the various technical devices and a tricky topic, as "for life"). Why are women not in the first place? Because it is difficult to talk about what you do not understand. Imagine this: five men at a table, and no one can say anything intelligible about it, except: "A fool knows!" Yet sometimes, in the range of the most loyal of friends, after a certain amount of beer or a good cognac ... No yes-no and will go talk about you, dear. By the way, interestingly enough, all men talk more openly about women not in a purely male company, and when the table contains the women themselves.

 So if you think that the most terrible secrets we reserve for friends, buddies, you're wrong. All the most intimate you've heard of us. With men we're talking about all sorts of little things. (But it's so funny little faktik.) woman through the eyes of men - being a highly coveted and mysterious. Here is the original statement. That is, we would be happy to live with you soul to soul, but to understand you - it's utopia. And do not believe that man, who claims that he sees women through. That he'll take on the gun. Or a virgin ... We do not know what is worse. No, of course we're trying to understand you. Becoming very active. But, unfortunately, to no avail. And we continue to live in a world of their own illusions. For example, short spisochek male misconceptions about women. What is most interesting - most of the men they honestly believe.

Men's misconceptions about women

1.Muzhchiny sure that another woman will do differently than the previous one. They stubbornly refuse to believe in the stereotype of women's actions, although for a beer every now and then hear their statements like: "Yes they are all the same." Say something. But deep down believe that there is a woman adoring kind of scattered around the room dirty socks. And every once naively surprised when the first and the second, and tenth expressed on this discontent. By the way, this can be a good idea to use at the beginning of relationships. Worth a woman once overcome itself and act as women usually do not come, he will jump up to the ceiling with happiness that he had met an extraordinary woman. And best of all - even if you later take him to ride roughshod over, it will still take it that you particularly do not like the others. Shock experienced by the sight of you with a sweet smile collect his socks and chirps that washing and cleaning - your vocation from childhood, so firmly settles in the subconscious mind that then you can safely toss those socks in his face. He never for a moment doubt in your uniqueness and ability to understand men.

2.Zhenschiny invented women glupyshek. A man in a gladly have believed and now live with the belief that most women just are. Themselves as women, in turn, believed in what men consider them stupid. And now with this hard struggle. Men positions do not pass. Thus, it is now a kind of delicate balance of forces and relative harmony. We, however, this equilibrium is more comfortable. Pleasant fact assume that you are smarter ... That way we can manipulate us, smart, and does not occur. We will be struggling blow up and wrinkle the forehead, depicting intellectuals. Although in fact one of the men said (sorry, I do not remember the name of the daredevil): "Women are smarter than men. Because, knowing less, understand more. " But his voice was drowned in a sea of indignant cries of men.

3.Eto misleading due to the previous one. Many men believe in a carefully cultivated by women lzhestereotipy about your weakness, romance, cowardice. Yes, when the next man, a woman can not handle a hammer. But what kind of metamorphosis is happening to you when we're not around? After all, once you contrive to make their own repairs in the apartment ... a paradox, in general. But men prefer not to think about it. They are at it just no time. They rush someone to save them from invasions of mice and fight with leaking taps, like a dragons. And in general this is correct. So it should be. But you must remember that we are in your weakness, romance and cowardice believe is sacred. And this is not a sin to enjoy. (What you, however, with success and doing.)

4.A here is very important! Men somehow do not think that every pretty woman has a lot of competitors, which, to put it mildly, nenavidit.Po sides, it certainly looks. Even if on autopilot. And in the subcortex is postponed, that a lot of wonderful women and not one single sitting next to the couch. But here is to draw their own advantage, this fact does not think out. And all your concealed flour that "Svetka Booty lot less" - it's just your meal. He does not look at other women as your competitors. And just look - both women. If you are from, of course, easier. Men themselves, by the way, other men are also seen as competitors. (But more benignly.)

5.What rule, the older the woman, the lower her self-esteem. So, the men did not even realize. And frankly puzzled why you need to hide your age. That's why you need to conceal their income - that's understandable. And the age ... Men do not frighten the woman's age and experience and wisdom that come with this age. This is really a problem for men. A wrinkle in the neck? Yes, we hardly notice them ...

6.Muzhchiny truly believe in what they see. Many women enjoy this and to fit a man not playing herself, and the woman that this man wants to see. Rightly so, in general. More so in that sense a man circled around her little finger a breeze, and do not even need much strain. It is much nicer to talk to his dream than a real person. The inevitable gradual transition of the first in the second, we may not notice. Or see if the change that is too late. In short, women in this game and start winning. And on the shattered illusions, we will later complain to friends at the bar.

7.Mnogie men believe in the myth that women can they expect a very long time. You are here and able to deceive us. And all the arguments of reason for us nothing when we see the beautiful eyes and hear: "I'll wait for you as long as necessary". Seven - nil in your favor.

8.Bolshinstvo men do not know that women are afraid of losing the interest of the right of men. Well, yes, we are confident that you can always leave us. And quite easy and painless for you. And to be honest, we do get nervous. Only gave no sign. But once you defiantly collect suitcases, we mitigated as scalded. True, some men are not without reason, believes that "nowhere" women rarely leave. If she decided to leave, then on the horizon, she is someone. And more promising than the current beau. But if you do leave us, we never say to themselves: I'm not good enough for her. We say: She did not understand a damn thing in life and men. (It should be somehow comforted ...)