No, I'm not going there to teach anybody how to properly have sex. God forbid! In this case, each to himself an expert. I just want to give you the most common complaints of women in our not very successful freaks in bed. That is going to tell us about what to do here, so everything was tiptop. Yes, this list of errors is not personally in my work. I just gathered, systematized and structured everything that was in an ugly form of scattered every where scientific research. Of course, before giving such information ugrohat had a lot of time and effort to check these provisions. Verification carried out by interviewing our compatriots. I must say that the "real" women, and respondents of different polls have been remarkably unanimous. A remarkable case when written on paper in full (well, almost completely) coincide with real life. So, here are the most common mistakes men in bed.

 Men too quickly end up

And they do this, of course, because of his selfishness and natural hazards. So most people think of women. They are confident that he could easily survive another half hour. Just do not want to. From start to finish a remarkable average man enough to three minutes. And satisfaction is guaranteed. Fast, cheap and cheerful. And do not convince us that we are so cool impoverish their lives. Do not believe it ... It remains to convince the women.

 Men do not end up too long

And nobody said that women can be consistent. Yes, quickly - bad, for a long time - too bad. Now she thinks that her body does not excite a man. And she is tired. So look for a middle ground. When this happen to the middle, only she knows. And each time, this will mean a different place. It is not easy? And then!

The man kept silent

As you know, the woman loves the ears. She wants to hear sweet words. Than the softer the better. Or at least postanyvanie, indicating the strength of your passion. But no heavy breathing, panting and uterine rumbling. When a man makes love, touches a woman looks at her, he uses one side of the brain, and when he wants to talk to women about their feelings, he should turn the other hemisphere. This shift requires a certain effort from the man. In women, both hemispheres work simultaneously. Therefore, it seems that we are simply playing the fool. They do not understand what it is flour - preserving the chosen pace and trying not to knock the breath, say subtle compliments.

A man in a hurry to shower immediately after sex

Clean - the guarantee of health, the procedure first. All read as children "Moidodir" and know that they need to bathe regularly, and every foul - the shame and disgrace. But everywhere there are exceptions to the rule. Cats have a habit - they like to rub on a loved one to leave your scent on it. In this (and not only in this), women are like cats. And when a man, not having to remove the condom in a hurry to part with that smell, they feel resentful.

Men do not care whether the partner is experiencing an orgasm

Have repeatedly been told that women's sex words are just as important to us in a variety of positions. And even more. You can work on it up a sweat, as a miner in the pit, and did not get any effect. She will think that it is you have the temperament or a Viagra effect. Simple phrase: "I want you to be fine with me - will bring much more benefits for business, rather than a demonstration of high tech sex.

Man slobber her ears

Ears - The thing is thin. Thinner East. Therefore, do not shove back the tongue thing is not sadness, chew over them, to bite off in a fit of passion lobe and, again, to snuffle. It's not sugar-bone, and you're not a dog. In short, they like in this case very carefully. By the way, the ears are not all women are the erogenous zone. Yeah. Many touch it with your fingers or tongue just angry.

Man too quickly undresses

Many of us behind the army. Women of the school of life were denied. Accordingly, our desire, in some cases to undress and plunk in bed for thirty seconds of it, at least, is unclear. Situation stupid, when she in a fur coat, and you have to ... well understood. Who likes to be in a stupid position. Anyone. Here they are and this absurdity is not love. And largely correct.

 The man immediately after orgasm turns away from her and falls asleep

This is the worst thing he could do. Spit in the soul. Even if it all day unloaded railroad cars with coal, she wants to get a kiss on the cheek and a few kind words before bedtime. Accordingly, such a man's behavior does not justify even the fact that before he found a couple of world records in the pentathlon. No excuses here do not help. In their view, the man simply must somehow caress her after sex. If absolutely no strength to fight sleeping, ask her to pinch you. She thinks that such here you have an original imagination, and you do not fall asleep and do not disgrace their good name.

Man does not remove the socks, intending to have sex

Absolutely incomprehensible claim. Apparently, the man wakes up in his socks in them some ancient instincts and darkest fears. Or maybe it's just a whim. Whatever it was, it should be remembered.

Man requires an active oral sex

Blowjob - is voluntary. Anyway, they think so. Any perceived coercion, to put it mildly, not very good. Because it obliged to do what, perhaps, she is now totally unwilling. Mood may sour. And with a bad mood ... Well, she's done? Unknown.

Man leaves aspirated

Here they do like. Type of stigma - "mine, Do not touch." When the same mark is left on them, they are outraged. On the one hand, they generally think more about their appearance and about what they think about the surrounding. On the other hand ... a man in love does not seek to please anyone other than his lady. Woman, no matter how she was in love, flirt and show my knees will still be all and sundry. So the outrage of women left on the delicate skin aspirated understandable.

The man kept telling her what to do

Even if you are driving through conquered the hearts of thousands, and it is a naive virgin, this is not a reason to behave like a sergeant with a platoon of recruits. She herself will understand how and what to do. Help her better than silence, or at least, so it was not like the command "Attention" and "set aside".

A man inadvertently drawn to her chest

Chest - not the gears. And not a melon, which must be properly probe to ascertain its ripeness. And not a piece of dough, which must be properly promyat and beat up. Such treatment of this delicate and sensitive subject is not excited, but a completely normal pain. And if the lady does not masochist, it is best to temper your enthusiasm. Breast requires careful attitude.

Man hurt biting her nipples

For that kind of thing before, even nursing infants were removed prematurely teeth. The exception - again a lover of masochism.

The man twists her nipples with your fingers

Nipple - it's not prikipevshaya to bolt nut you are trying by all means to turn off. Women want to be with their nipples turned ponezhnee.

A man does not shave

Not again! They do not rush to shave off excess hair. They say that after all itchy and it hurts at all. And they make us ... well, fair to say that we are all much less likely to have to rub my cheek or nose of sorts not shaved parts of her body. And she is from our two-day stubble to protect his face is not so simple. Then irritation (and on the skin and in her voice), all sorts of offensive words and refusing to kiss ... It's easier to shave.

A man does not care about her safety

Safety - it's a condom, you understand. Women easier. Most of them claims that they have no difference - with or without a condom, feeling the same. Fable sniffing flowers in a gas mask invented by men. And for women, this band - the most successful way to protect yourself. That is to avoid unwanted pregnancy and disease. In this case, they believe that condoms - it's our duty. We must not only willing to use them, but they themselves buy them in advance, to carry in your pockets and put on a (possibly unnoticed). That's it. Then they will feel secure. And we? But what we ... Our cause is a soldier.