How to lure her husband to the store
Develop in men the right taste is not as difficult as it seems, but the main zakovyrka that the man did not raise any forces to a comfortable chair ...
-My dear, you need a new shirt! "- His wife tenderly holds her hand over her husband's chest, straightening his shirt-collar, - And the costume would not hurt to buy your hundred years old at lunch!
-Why? Me and this is convenient - my husband unhappy frowns, glancing in the mirror - and a shirt, like, nothing ... All you have money to spend!
Familiar picture, right? Wife hurt squishes his nose: I wanted to please the hubby, and received a reprimand for extravagance. Husband mutters that he did not mean it ... So, ladies, do not listen to excuses confused men, in fact they are very fond of updating, but pathologically not like to go shopping. For women it is a real problem, because the shape of our husbands' non-standard, any thing to measure.
If nothing is done, soon men will walk around in torn trousers and shirts, pureed, and ashamed of them will have us. Some subjects can adapt himself to fly "by eye": for example, socks, ties and shirts. There is also a small drawback: the spouse can find fault with colors. In this case we say that the market was beige shirt with a ship and gray - in the balls. Men, in fact, very trusting.
So, how to lure her husband to the store ... You can lure her husband to the store, saying he would like to buy a shirt for yourself, but you need his advice as an expert on this part. In the department gently ask him to try out that nice little sweater (dress, shirts), in which "you, my dear, you'll simply irresistible!" A blouse is not necessarily to buy, it does not fit in size, by color, by style (the options of your choice ). Following the acquisition of new clothes kept repeating how handsome new husband in his socks, how sexy he is with this tie! And anyway, he's so lovely, that he agreed to accompany you, and all women around looking at him longingly, and you are jealous, because ...
Do not worry, man will swallow your monologue. And here is what not to do is to put forward an ultimatum: "Yes, I try for you, and you, you ungrateful ..." "Choose - or we go to the store, or tomorrow, no fishing! I already feel ashamed in front of people! "Most likely, the husband will choose fishing while send your shop with you ... so far. No need to put in the example of other men: "Here's a guy Lyudka every month on the market is, but what a man! Picture! And you ... "
In general, if we act correctly, then my husband will soon get used to the raids in the shops and he elaborated conditioned reflex: I agree with my wife - get a promotion. In fact, your husband is quite happy and stylish coat, and fashionable cap. Here are just embarrassed to show the joy and the shops do not like to go ... So, here it is - your prince, a dandy or whatever you call it ... Ljubo expensive watch! And what was before?
Define sexy partner .. Pajamas
In the closet of our elected representatives, there are serious things that men did not attach much importance. And in vain, because such seemingly mundane items such as pajamas, and can tell a lot of observational woman about his master. With rich experience, I found an interesting pattern: lapulechki, nerds and macho prefer a "nightcap". In other words, putting on (or not wearing), pajamas, a man inadvertently reveals to you my soul. This is a nice little secret I discovered suddenly, like a Newton's law of gravitation. Only his head dropped an apple, and it dawned on me when more pleasant circumstances. Do you want to - check out my observations, you want - believe a word. So, define sexy partner .. pajamas.
My first "guinea pig" was Sanya. When I first saw this nice cat in my pajamas, then almost burst out laughing right in his face in bewilderment: flannel jacket cute has been lavishly embroidered with colorful balloons, and red buttons modestly buttoned to the chin. And this Casanova going to give me an unforgettable night of insane passion? Most of what I expected - it's undisturbed sleep in a friendly embrace. But ... I was in for a surprise! Sasha was a real dreamer, a fireworks display of caresses, kisses and balloons lasted until morning. And I concluded: men prefer pajamas a la baby, have an unusual sense of humor not only in life but in bed.
By the way, the holder of the classic pajamas in a boring strip is irrelevant. I had, and this aesthetic, and I must say that in bed he did not hit. I go out with him, of course, loved. When walking next to smoothie, which gently support you for the elbow, and a friend burst with envy - this is something exciting. It is true that night so will pass the exam on "aptitude", and showing the activity in his arms, and you risk being branded vulgar special, but not perfect muse. When I got a taste, then continued experience with men. Shock and disappointment followed one another, and I changed the fan and draw conclusions.
Shorts and t-shirts - the traditional "Night Uniform" boring in the world types. Alas, most exemplary family man and excellent fathers do not experience thirst for adventure and their wives can not boast of sexual fantasies of their husbands. But "pants - T-shirt" virtually nothing then you do not require sex with them like an express train on the schedule, and life is secure and predictable. Another thing, if the favorite dives to bed only in his underpants. It is not yet sufficiently matured to a state of "nude", but full of surprises. Prepare to receive a portion of aggressive sex and complacent arguments about women's independence. If you are able to tame this "lion in his shorts, then his eyes become the most desirable woman.
The main thing - to pretend that you perceive him as a leader, admire his masculine strength and constantly assured that your beauty and the divine charm - all for him and belongs only to him! Instead get an improvisation of "sexual slope and sea complacent tenderness. Not a bad option. You may ask: is there a man who sleep naked? They say that there is, but I did not come across such. Perhaps, as the true children of nature, they flit through life by themselves, and keep them next to impossible. And do not need.
Because the story is only a fairy tale when not turned into reality. If my hands (or rather, in my bed) porhnet a butterfly, I enjoyed a brief moment of bright holiday and will let the butterfly free. Why break a heart for the sake of unrealistic expectations ... And who would I chose a mate? It depends on what I would like to receive from men and from that ... what he was accustomed to sleep. Certainly it would not be original, sleeping in a nightgown! They say there are ...
